Bye Bye Kyle Loshe

Fresh off the press. The Cardinals of St. Louis have canned Starting Pitcher Kyle Loshe.

Loshe whom was a 15 game winner last season, as well as a 14 game loser has been told by GM Mike Hall he has been outright released. Loshe whom was due 11.87M this season and next has fallen off over the off-season. Catcher and cowboy wanna be Jason LaRue has been quoted in saying he dont like Loshe nor his tribe and his pitches suck and have zero movement.

Loshe fired back and said LaRue had ate too much skoal behind the plate and was farting all night long every time Loshe pitched. With a pissed off umpire it a miracle he was able to win 10 games let alot 15.

GM Mike Hall said to two act too much like a gay married couple and it was making the players very uncomfortable. There was numerous "inside" joke about dropping the soap circulating the dugout and clubhouse. LaRue has stated that Indian skin is some of the softest he has ever felt and he hopes to re-unite again one day.

So as Loshe packs his bags one would wonder where he might go next. One source says CIN could be a great spot. After rival GM Han "Dirk" Ram has taken over that team as GM rumor has it he is pro-trade as he has already made deals to bring Import Jose Reyes to the ball-club. Dirk was quoted in saying. Imports, Exports, Gays, Non-Gays, Men, Women, Children who the hell cares, I just wanna beat StL. This rivalry has been going on for almost a year. The two GM have always pushed each other, it goes all the way back to those "Dugout" days. Where Dirk's teams always won the division but Hall's teams always swept him in the NLCS on his way to a WS title.

So in closing Superman Says!: Bye to 11M in cap. Kyle Loshe you will not be missed. Maybe I am bitter due to the "real" deal but 11M for a crap pitcher only because Scott Boras is you agent and you actually had a decent year on you FA season. Okay, back on target, whew yea... Bye Bye Mr. Loshe.



Disclaimer: All pokes at HanRam are just jokes, he have alot of history and we like battling each other. I know he pushes me as a GM. All the "Indian" jokes to Kyle Loshe are.. Well I am Cherokee Indian myself soooo. And all the gay jokes, tough shit.