Off-Season in the Lou

The off-season is here and the GM of the Cardinals is active as hell trying to bring yet another title to his impressive resume that already features over 10 mogul world series title already.

Priority number 1 was a closer. When new GM Phil posted on the chat box Heath Bell was available for trade we just had to have him. the price was heavy as we sent C prospect Bryan Anderson plus two MiLB starters for him(Bell). When asked why Anderson Hall replied " Why not? We already have .300 hitting, rockett arm and gold glove catcher Yadi Molina behind the plate. Not to mention Mrs. Molina, you ever tasted her taco?"

Priority number 2: A wicked fast leadoff man. In the Bell deal we landed Evereth Cabrera. A speed demon shortstop with absolutely no glove. When asked about Cabrera glove Hall responded " I dont know" Maybe his wife has a nice taco too??