C Wayne Sharfsheim St. Louis, MO - sharf: To have to both shit and barf at the same time -- Urban Dictionary
1B Donny Redwine Lomita, CA - UB40 would be proud
2B Juan Vargag Mexico City, Mexico - Juan heard Sharfsheim's name and is now gagging
3B Keontrye Thomas Detroit, MI - obviously he's from Detroit
SS Duane Sells Bellaire, OH - what does Duane sell?!
LF Ty Stickles Wilmington, DE - I heard he's a real stickler
CF Stew Weld Louisville, KY - stew and weld are both questionable as names; together they make one great one
RF Sissel Kevorkian Norfolk, VA - owner of a Norwegian girls name
SP Ken Guffey Scranton, PA - named after the mispronunciation by a little Seattle girl years ago
SP Todd Brad Scottsville, NY - never trust a man with 2 first names
SP Manny Gatierrez Santiago, DR - having dyslexic parents is fun
SP Preston Bottoms St. Louis, MO - started from the bottom now we here
SP Horton Diamond Wellesley, MA - horton hears a conflict diamond
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