Today Braves GM, bh1225, announced the teams new manager. His name is Jeremy Lin. That's right folks. The former NBA point guard. Here are the highlights of the GMs press conference:
BH: "We are here today to announce our new manager. I'll keep this short and sweet. It's Jeremy Lin."
reporter: "The basketball player???"
BH: "No jacka**... the stripper."
*silence*
BH: "....i was kidding. Yes, Jeremy Lin. The former SUPERSTAR NBA player that led the Rockets to multiple NBA Finals."
reporter: "Brave fans think you're a joke already and with a move like this you aren't helping your cause.."
BH: "Hey you.. *points*
same reporter: "Me?"
BH: "Yeah. You.."
same reporter: "What?"
BH: "Shut the hell up."
*another awkward silence*
BH: "That also goes out to all you Braves fans *points into camera* Anybody questioning my moves can suck a *beep*. I'm the law here in Atlanta. So back the *beep* off."
reporter: "So wha...." *cutoff by BH*
BH: "Shhhhhh. I will conclude our press conference today with the release of our new Team proshop tshirts/logo.
*BH reveals a series of T-shirts and hats that say "#Linning"*
BH: "From this day forward we are gonna be LINNING. And yes, it's like winning, but better.
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